| I get pretty gosh darn busy around Christmas time. There's lots of toys to be tinkered with. But don't fret your fancy faces one bit, Peaches is gonna make sure ya'll have a merry Christmas this year! |
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| Pull my whiskers twice and dump a bucket of water on my shoes but I think I'm going crazy. Last night I saw a little gnome walk past my window. After he convinced me to put my shot gun away we drank some ale and bonded. He was dang polite too! That little fellow used a coaster! If he comes back again I might have to call cousin Festoon over just to make sure my eyes aren't in my head upside down. |
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| Today I lost another toe. I have none left on my right foot. Did you know that those darn things don't grow back? Balancing is dang difficult too! |
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| Those archeological digs are taking more and more out of me. I don't have the reflexes that those young whipper snappers do. The next time they dig up one of my relatives I'm going to have them ship the bones to me. The dang backyard is getting crowded but I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze in Uncle Zendar. Time to dig. |
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| I'm rather upset today. Some young whipper snapper told me I looked like Yoda! And yarn be darned, I don't even know what a Yoda is...oh well, can't keep an old dog down. |
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